Eats, grows, and sells the lemons by utilizing what is known of them, learning more about them in the process
Studies the lemons and writes a book about them for the reference of others
Uses the lemons to make lemonade, crepes, pies, cake, sherbert, etc.
Becomes a spokesperson for the lemon gods
Grows a forest of lemon trees
Uses the lemons as natural remedies and tends to already existing lemon trees
Makes a bomb out of the lemons that destroys the city and the lemon gods
Causes a lemon-throwing war
Hoards all the lemons and uses them to track down more lemons
Gives the lemons to starving children
Uses the lemons for every conceivable occasion in which they would be used
Initially thinks the lemons are useless, but soon finds a need for lemonade. The lemonade is crappy, but the page gets better and begins to use the lemons to make other things, sharing them with others. The city is inspired to do great things with lemons, too, and within time the page has united the city under the banner of lemons
Becomes a lemon and comes to obtain absolute control and domination of all the other lemons
Becomes a lemon and is such a good lemon that others are inspired to do amazing things with them
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!